Chrissa's trying to get a coat hanger monopoly!
When I leave hangers out, she snaps them and throws them in the trash.
Her insidious plan, she says, is to throw away my left-out hangers, one-by-one, until she has all the hangers in the house! :O
...she's probably been planning this from Day One.
7 years ago
3 comments:
Not a bad plan: once she controls the hangers, she can charge you exhorbitant fees to use her hanger space, thereby increasing your already substantial debt. My gift of $100,000 for the visit will hopefully offset that somewhat, but sheesh, if she gains control of the hangers, I don't know what you're gonna do.
"She who controls the coat hangers, controls J." (Dune, sorta)
Whatever...I'll just have to monopolize something else to put us on even ground. Like the toilet paper.
"He who controls the paper, controls the throne"
Wow that's discipline. I never have the guts to control my loved ones in such a heartless manner. Good for her.
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